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“I’ve also found that not all bullets work as hands-free toys
The 9 Most Realistic Dildos 2024 Tested and Ranked
People looking to explore hands-free fun in the shower or anywhere will have to look elsewhere. With a price range between $27.72 and $43, the King Cock squirting dildo offers the best value for money on this list. Most models we tested were over $70, making this one a massive bargain.
Marla Renee Stewart, MA is a professional sexologist and intimacy/relationship/sex coach. Co-Founder of the Sex Down South Conference and a board member of both PARK Reproductive Justice NOW! And the Diverse Sexualities and Research Education Institute, Stewart is passionate about bringing together diverse voices in order to spread sexual education and liberation. This toy has a near-perfect online rating, with one promising review stating, “If you’re new to glass this one is a great one to start with.” Stewart recommends double-sided dildos like this one in particular, suggesting, “You and your partner can experiment with different positions where both of you are being penetrated.”
A model that uses replaceable batteries might die on you unexpectedly, but you can quickly swap those out and get back to fun. A rechargeable model will need time to regain some juice before you can use it again, unless it’s designed to run while charging. Anticipating your use habits is important here, but we tend to recommend replaceable battery models to those who are unsure. According to one Women’s Health editor, this subtle little vibe is “perfect” for partnered sex. “It’s very unobtrusive and fits between our bodies well,” they said. “I’ve also found that not all bullets work as hands-free toys, but this stays in place during partnered sex while my hands are otherwise occupied.”
Sure, some women might be size queens and want a dildo that’s much bigger than any real penis could be. But there are also plenty of women that also like smaller toys – either the size of their partner, or something a bit smaller to get warmed up. We find this method of squirting a lot easier from a practical point of view, as the tubed ejaculating dildos can often get in the way. You also can’t use a suction cup with those style squirting dildos, which we think is a huge pro of this design. As with all Vixen toys, the Peacemaker is the best option if you want a realistic looking strapless strapon. Made with the high quality VixSkin silicone and available in three flesh tone colors for added realism.
These toys are often made of soft and flexible material such as silicone, and can be used in different positions. The Twisted Fantasy DIY Part Kit gives you (and your friend or lovers) the option of making up to five different silicone dildos molded into any color-combo that most sparks your fancy. Whether you’re looking for an ice-breaker ahead of your sex party or a unique date-night activity, this DIY Dildo Party Kit is for you. Even better, reviewers found that these dildos take less than two hours to make. One end of the toy features a bulbous head for experienced players, while the other side has a moderately-sized head that’s suitable for beginners.
While Contour is similar to the Eleven, but actually significantly less pricey. Uberrime is another medium-sized shop that makes some truly beautiful custom fantasy dildos. Their shapes are more traditionally phallic in nature, with some unique textures and absolutely stunning color palettes to choose from. This toy is the hybrid child that’s equal parts dildo and vibrator. Specifically, it’s a wand-type dildo similar to the nJoy Pure Wand (full review below), but with the added ability to vibrate for additional pleasure. But if you’re ready to step up your vibration game with a powerful dildo-like vibrator, the FunFactory Big Boss is a fantastic toy that’s sure to please.
Plus there’s always the option of going for one of the vibrant neon colors. First Realistic Dildos, we want to call out all the realistic dildos we found that were made of crappy, unsafe, porous materials. It stands out to me as a great dildo for men because of the curved design and the bulbous tips. This shape is ideal for delivering some serious massage to the prostate during penetration. The unyielding sensation along with the weight makes for a much more intense sensation that with a silicone dildo. If you’re buying your first huge dildo, I suggest picking a real skin material like TPE or TPR that has a softer silicone surface because it’s more comfortable to insert into the vagina.
They’re all great, but we generally like Seahorse, Dragon , and Oni for this kind of smooth, yet rippled texture. Godemiche is a small handmade silicone toys shop with an almost limitless variety of colors, sparkles, and even glow in the dark dildos available. We love their jeweled glass butt plugs, and their dildos are equally sexy and luxurious, albeit also at a high price point. Le Wand makes a variety of stainless steel wand dildos very similar to the three nJoy toys listed above. Their Hoop wand is the closest to the Pure Wand, but slightly more expensive at $135.